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Fireproof

February 4, 2010

Fireproof (2008) IMDB rating: 5.40 Plot: In an attempt to save his marriage, A firefighter uses a 40-day experiment known as “The Love Dare”.

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Actors: Cameron Kirk,Bevel Ken,Brown Anthony,Burnett Walter,Cave Bailey,Dervan Stephen,Glow Taylor,Kendrick Alex,Malcom Harris,McBride Jim,McBride Tommy,McLeod Jason,Revell Perry,Stafford Bill,Drama,

Should i sue trojan condoms for this tragedy they have caused my body?
On New Years eve i promised my girlfriend i would give her the sex of life. I bought some condoms from the convenience store, the clerk said it would make your penis "fireproof". So i planned on having sex with my girlfriend with the condom on fire, it didn’t work and i took it off in a heartbeat, threw it on the bed causing it to catch on fire and a whole bunch of bad things luckily my girlfriend wasn’t harmed. However my manhood is burnt and i want to sue trojan for causing bodily harm.

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You’re the idiot who took a match to the family jewels on purpose. You can sue anyone you like….but a jury is still going to hold you responsible for lighting your package on fire. But, if you had to light it on fire for her to notice it….I suspect it was not too much of a loss.

MSAD | Jan 05, 2010

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This is a lie, and you are a troll.

But assuming that it is true and you aren’t…

Trojan didn’t make the claim. A guy at a gas station did. You can sue him.
Citicop | Jan 05, 2010

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ummm, your an idiot.

But just in case you really did do this:

1. I think the clerk meant it as a metaphor

2. Trojan didn’t tell you they were fire-proof, the clerk did.
pumalol | Jan 05, 2010

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haha, your funny, I’m sure no one would be that stupid
VE | Jan 05, 2010

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This will be on fail blog before midnight.
Tyler | Jan 05, 2010

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mines on fire all the time……what you have to worry about is when it burns when you whiz
Jay | Jan 08, 2010

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